Crime update

I was reading the Amherst Bulletin again while doing laundry and I read two very funny crime reports. Once again there were only two reports for Sunderland for the week. The first was a DUI, the other:

"Police received a complaint Nov. 23 at 8 am from a North Plain Road resident regarding a neighbor doing yard work too early in the morning."

8 AM? That is too early? Oh boy, busy week again. :)

Other surrounding "crimes" I found funny or at least entertaining:

Monday, Nov. 19th, 10:41pm: People arguing at a Hallock street home were determined to just be having a friendly rivalry while playing a video game. (We'll have none of that fun going on here!)

Wednesday Nov. 21, 10:04am: A woman walking her dog in the middle of Belchertown Road causing vehicles to swerve around her was not located by police. The woman also allegedly made obscene gestures at passing vehicles when they honked at her. (I better watch what I do when cars come close to me, people might accuse me of riding in the middle of the road waving obscene gestures!)

Thursday Nov. 22, 6:09pm: people walking around and beneath a house that will be moved from Kendrick Park were determined to be the people who will own the house. (Beneath the house?)

Nov. 22 Amherst, 3pm: a COW was reported loose on North East Street :) (In Vermont the buses look like cows, and it is called the MOOver, maybe it was just a bus?)

Finally:
Nov. 22, 6:10pm: Loud noise caused by objects dropping on the floor at a Kellogg Avenue home was quiet when police got there. (Well, now I'm surprised no one called on me when I fell off my bike, talk about objects dropping on the floor! :)!)

May your days only be filled with meaningless crimes to fill your nights with laughter!